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Hungry Idiot Calls 911 Because Girlfriend Let Cat Eat His Bacon
Bacon may be the unofficial fifth food group, but, hey, let's not go getting the authorities involved when we can't get our hands on any.
News Anchor’s X-Rated Theory About Amazon Disgusts Co-Host
Amazon is big business and this morning newsman thinks he knows why.
These Are the Most Popular Excuses for Getting Out of Sex
It seems counterintuitive to everything that invaded our hormones as teens: finding ways to avoid sex.
Watch Driver Spectacularly Fail to Jump Bridge
A car jumping a bridge may look good on TV or in the movies, but real life tells a different story.
Golfer Is So Bad He Killed a Bird With a Tee Shot
Golf may be a good spoiled, but for this bird, it was a good life ended.
Gun-Shooting Drone Is As Cool As It Is Scary
Considering the hot-button issue that is gun control, this is sure to raise some eyebrows.
Man, 68, Caught Trying to Have Sex. Did We Mention It Was With a Horse?
You think you're an animal lover? This guy is an animal lover.
KFC’s Fried Chicken Crust Pizza Is the Perfect Marriage of Perfect Foods
KFC has merged two of your favorite foods in an attempt to bring you food nirvana.
Moron Takes Selfie As Dirt Bike Runs Him Over
This is the very definition of stupid.
This Is What Happens When Morons Light Fireworks in a Garage
So, um, yeah, maybe leave the fireworks to the professionals.
‘Borrow a Cell Phone to Make a Drug Deal’ Prank Is a Classic
You may think twice the next time someone asks to borrow your phone.
Fisherman Who Hooked Shark Capsizes, Swims for Dear Life to Safety
It's that time of year again when reports of sharks attacking people burst to the forefront. Here's one guy who somehow managed to avoid it.