Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Suspected ‘Cookie Monster’ Robber Arrested in Houston
Houston police have arrested a man dubbed the "Cookie Monster Robber," who is suspected in holdups at more than 30 Houston-area fast-food restaurants, and demanded a cookie, along with the cash.
Texas Dad Accused Of Putting Razor in Own Son’s Candy
Police have issued a warrant for the arrest of a Fort Worth father-of-the-year candidate they say put a razor in a Rice Krispies treat in his son's Halloween candy.
Texas Roadhouse Customer Leaves Bartender $1,000 Tip
A bartender at an Odessa Texas Roadhouse recently was shocked when he saw the tip left him by one of the restaurant's regulars.
Border Patrol Agent’s Sign Says Halloween Candy For Americans Only
A border patrol agent is being criticized for a sign posted outside his home in a border patrol housing complex in Presidio, Texas, on Halloween.
Texas Drive-Thru Worker Leaves Mic On, Talks About Weed, Heroin
The drive-thru worker at a Texas Captain D's restaurant had a lengthy conversation about heroin, cocaine and smoking weed out of a homemade bong, all over the drive-thru speaker, apparently not realizing her mic on was and a customer was waiting.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Compares Cowboys’ Defense to Mexican Border
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott expressed his frustration with the Dallas Cowboys in Sunday's game against The Saints via Twitter, comparing the Cowboys' defense to the Mexican border.
Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan
A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Matthew McConaughey’s Brother Names Son Miller Lyte; Gets Year of Free Beer
Matthew McConaughey's brother, Michael "Rooster" McConaughey, has been awarded a year's supply of free beer after it came out that he named his son Miller Lyte.
Firefighter Accused Of Posting Explicit Video Of Ex To Porn Site After Break-Up
A Lubbock firefighter is placed on administrative leave after being indicted on allegations he posted video he secretly recorded of his ex performing sexual acts while they were dating to a porn site after she broke up with him.
Texas Rancher Discovers $2 Million Marijuana Farm On Federal Land
A Texas rancher got the surprise of his life when he discovered $2 million in marijuana plants growing on property he recently leased from the Army Corp of Engineers.
Why You Should Stop Using Spray Sunscreen on Your Kids Right Now
An ongoing investigation by the Food and Drug Administration has prompted Consumer Reports to urge parents not to use spray-on sunscreen on or near children.
Texas Tech Cheerleader’s Hunting Photos Stir Outrage With Animal Activists
Animal rights activists across the globe have expressed outrage at photos posted to Facebook by a 19-year-old Texas Tech cheerleader.