Chances are you've ever eaten an overpriced hamburger at an airport. Well, the 20-odd dollars you angrily coughed up for sustenance while trying to kill time during your layover in Phoenix seems like a bargain compared to this.
Ask anyone with kids about what it's like to make a meal with a little one running around and you're bound to hear that it's an exercise in patience and multi-tasking. That goes double for this guy.