If you're from Texas, or really anywhere in the south, you know that with spring comes human hunting season, and that our predators are out of control.
Four baboons that escaped from the Texas Biomedical Research Institute have been recaptured, delaying a zombie apocalypse for at least another month...allegedly.
As often as The Simpsons predicts reality, America’s favorite family can sometimes make their own. Such is the case with a perfectly cromulent new addition to Merriam-Webster’s dictionary, dating all the way back to a 1996 Simpsons episode.