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15 Things You Can Say Guaranteed to Ruin a First Date
Your hair is coiffed. Your breath is a minty collection of Crest, Scope and Ice Breakers gum. Your scent is a dazzling aroma that says “seduction.”
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Why Not Get a Bagel Head? Saline Injections in Your Forehead So It Looks Like There’s a Mini-Bagel Under Your Skin
September 28, 2012 If you haven't heard of the body modification called "bagel head", you're in for a treat.
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Grade School Football Team Has 6-foot-7, 225 Pound Kid on Roster
Think back to your days on the 8th grade football team. If you’re like us, you sat on the bench daydreaming about girls while the man-child that could already grow a beard ran sideline to sideline and crushed anyone in his path.
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Global Bacon Shortage is a Horrible Reality
We really don’t like to be the bearers of bad news. It makes us feel all sad and weird, like ‘Gangnam Style’ in an elevator. But this time, we feel that it’s necessary to relay said bad news, if only for your health: there is going to be a global shortage of bacon next year.
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Mother Objects to Teen Daughter Being Spanked By Vice Principal
When 15-year-old Taylor Santos, a sophomore at Springtown High School in Texas was called in to be disciplined for allegedly letting another student copy her work, she was punished by having a two-day suspension. In a bizarre request, after the first day, Taylor asked if she could be paddled instead of missing another day of school. The teen called her mother, who also approved the request.
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The Ohio University Marching Band Did the ‘Gangnam Style’ Dance
September 25, 2012 The Ohio University Marching Band did 'Gangnam Style' at a football game on Saturday...including the dancing. That's the video from the South Korean rapper named Psy that's got over 260 million views.
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Meet Hugo, the Freakiest Toy Ever
Toys in the '70s sure were awesome, but let's face it -- they weren't always well-thought-out. In that spirit, we present 'Hugo: Man of a Thousand Faces,' a large plastic doll that surely qualifies as one of the most disturbing toys of all time. If you owned one, you have our sympathy.
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Why Can’t You Open the Windows on a Plane?
September 25, 2012 Yesterday's "distraction from actual issues" in politics was Mitt Romney talking about how airplane windows don't open. And the Twitter world jumped all over him.
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One In Nine People Use ’1234′ as Their ATM PIN?
September 25, 2012 I can't believe banks even LET people pick this as their ATM PIN. According to a new report by a company called Data Genetics, one out of NINE people use "1234" as their ATM PIN. ONE OUT OF NINE.
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Floridians Fall For ‘Onion’ Article About Obama’s 19-Year-Old Son
Most people recognize satire when they see it, but not Floridians. Inboxes and Facebook pages of Florida residents recently received an article by The Onion describing an appearance by President Barack Obama's illegitimate 19-year-old son Luther at the Democratic National Convention. Incredibly, the story sparked a flurry of inquiries as to whether it was real. In case it isn't clear already, no, it's not. Duh. Clearly it's way too hot down there.
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The Annual Ig Nobel Awards For Stupid Scientific Achievements Include a Study On Keeping People From Exploding During Colonoscopies
September 24, 2012 The annual Ig Nobel prizes were handed out last Thursday night. If you're not familiar, those are awards at Harvard that are given out to the STUPIDEST scientific achievements of the year. Here are some highlights...
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