Chuck Norris is ‘Chuck Norris’ in..Chuck Norris: The Movie!

Here's the most awesome movie we'll unfortunately never get to see: Someone took clips from a bunch of Chuck Norris movies and trailers and made an epic fake trailer for "Chuck Norris:  The Movie".

It says it's PRODUCED by Chuck Norris, DIRECTED by Chuck Norris, and STARRING Chuck Norris . . . in multiple roles.

And it combines all the plotlines from his old movies, so he has, quote, "a murder to solve, a mob war to stop, [and] an innocent girl to protect."  Plus, he has to fight off ninjas AND terrorists.