Mugshot of the Day!

Wait, You're Telling Me That's Not Your Real Hair?

Today's must-see mugshot belongs to 55-year-old Patrick Bencher of Dearborn, Michigan.  He was arrested for exposing himself outside a church and elementary school.  And that's bad.  But his REAL crime is his toupee. See the full-size image in all it's glory on the next page.