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The Funniest 'First World Dog Problems' Memes

Emerald Catron — Wed, 15 May 2013 20:06:40 +0000

Dog and jokes! Dogs and jokes! Good memes happen when you combine dogs and jokes! With that in mind, we proudly bring you the best of the First World Dog Problems meme. These poor dogs -- they think they have it so rough (ruff? Ugh. sorry).

Researchers Have Come Up With a More Accurate Way to Calculate "Dog Years"

Landon King — Mon, 13 May 2013 13:38:35 +0000

You've probably heard that one year is equal to seven dog years, but that's not really accurate.

Dog Cooks Dinner for Owner in Super Adorable Video

Emerald Catron — Tue, 07 May 2013 20:47:10 +0000

CalArts student Madeline Sharafian made this to show how meaningful it is to cook for somebody you love. In this case it at least means nobody chops off their fingers because their exhausted. Plus we get to see a cute cartoon dog sweating bullets while making mirepoix. Despite the fact that a dog actually handling your [...]

11 Guilty Pets Who Know What They Did

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:45:51 +0000

There’s nothing surprising about our pets getting into shenanigans when we’re not looking. Sometimes we find the little buggers in the act, and what results is adorably hilarious. But other times, we’re not lucky enough to catch them red-handed, although their guilty expressions totally allude to trouble. Basically, pets are really bad at keeping a [...]

Dogs in Pantyhose Are a Thing Now — Wait, What??

Emerald Catron — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 21:55:14 +0000

Well, the dogs don't seem particularly unhappy, so we guess this is okay. As long as dogs don't understand what dignity is, they'll probably be fine.

Owners in China have been stuffing their dogs into stocking and high heels, taking pictures of them, and putting them on the internet, because this is the world we live in now. Since you know you secretly want to see more of these, here you go:

Man Buys Poodles, Discovers They're Actually Ferrets on Steroids

Emerald Catron — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:40:40 +0000

This is not a joke. A man at the largest outdoor bazaar in Buenos Aires bought two toy poodles from a vendor for $150 each. Only he didn't actually buy two poodles. He actually bought two ferrets that were hopped up on steroids and given fancy hairdos so they would look like poodles.

Meet an Extreme Dog Who's Cooler Than You

Emerald Catron — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:50:13 +0000

Welp, it’s official. This dog’s life is more exciting than ours. He’s wakeboarding. He can do back flips. He got on a skateboard and didn’t break his collarbone. He is officially the coolest dog ever. But that’s not the best part. The best part is probably this GIF that he inspired. It’s the Michael Bay [...]

Dog With Human Face Available for Adoption

Emerald Catron — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:35:20 +0000

If you're looking for a pet, but want something that your friends might find slightly disturbing, put down that ferret catalog, because this is the animal for you!

12 Dogs Who Are Ready for the Super Bowl

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:06:21 +0000

One of the best parts about the Super Bowl is that everyone becomes football fans when it rolls around. It doesn't matter where you're from, whether or not you know what's going on or if you're just watching the game for the commercials (guilty)-- it's just a fun ol' time!

11 Dogs in Tutus Is the Cutest Thing You'll See All Day

Cameron Simcik — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:47:55 +0000

How is it possible dogs come up with ways to be more flippin’ adorable every single day?! It’s sort of ridiculous to be honest. Not that we’re complaining or anything, but the furballs are just so darn cute, it’s grounds for a little suspicion. Regardless, we’re stoked to bring you the latest installment of dressing [...]

10 Dogs Who Are Totally in Love and Getting Married

Cameron Simcik — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 15:19:47 +0000

It's a dog eat dog world out there, and these days, it's really hard to find true love. We're talking about about the kind that leaves you slobbering and all goggly-eyed and all that mushy stuff. Sure it's rare to come across, but love does exist! How do we know? Well, we've discovered a whole bunch of dogs that are giving us some solid proof.

Loyal Dog Attends Mass Every Day At Church Owner's Funeral Was Held

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:50:02 +0000

Here’s a story for you if you’re in need of a good cry but don’t feel like smashing your thumb with a hammer. One dog is so loyal to his owner, that he has continued to go to mass at the church where her funeral was held months ago. Still no tears? Read the details. [...]

It's Dog Vs. Orange In an Epic Battle

Kyle Dowling — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:02:55 +0000

In the battle of dog versus orange, we might have to declare that this one goes to the latter.What began as mere curiosity toward the sliced citrus transformed into an epic quest for the title of king and conqueror. You can tell from the many leaps, sniffs and scratches this persistent pup will never quit. [...]

Cheer Up Instantly With 11 Happy Dogs

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:51:07 +0000

The holidays might be over, but there are still tons of reasons to be happy. For starters, dogs with eyebrows are now a thing, and we couldn't be more stoked. Plus, there's really nothing fun about sporting a scowl, so we like to keep things positive and fun.

10 Dogs Who Aren't Happy About the Snow

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:50:52 +0000

Snow is one of the greatest inventions of good ol’ Mother Nature. Sure it can be a pain sometimes, but the stuff is also really cool! Take making awesome snowmen, for example. Can you do that with rain? Wind? Sunshine? No, because snow rules. While us humans usually like to frolic in the white stuff, it [...]

Something for Dog Lovers – A Listener's Facebook Post Puts it Perfectly

Landon King — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 16:06:18 +0000

As many of you know, I had to let my 14-year-old yellow lab go to the 'Big Backyard in the Sky' last week. Over the last few days, I've received countless emails, phone calls and Facebook posts from friends, family members and listeners sending their condolences and best wishes. My friend Becky had this to say and I think she put it more perfectly than anybody...

13 Dogs Who Are So Ready to Celebrate New Year's Eve

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 21:03:55 +0000

It's true the holidays are easily the greatest time of year, but it can also be the most exhausting. After so much preparation, it sort of feels like we want to nap for weeks. It also doesn't help that we ate our weight in ham and stuffing and chocolate, so we're currently nursing a major food hangover. But it's time to rally, people! We can't forget one of the greatest parties is coming up in just a few short days-- New Year's Eve.

'Alarm Clock' Dog Helps Narcoleptic to Live Normal Life

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 22:00:27 +0000

Many jokes are made about narcolepsy, but it can be quite a devastating affliction… unless you have a furry friend helping to keep you on your toes! Take, for example, Annick. The 35-year-old from Belgium suffers up to six narcolepsy attacks a day. They are so bad that she needed to remain under parental supervision, as the attacks often [...]

Lost, Blind Dog Finds Way Back To Family In Time For Christmas

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:45:40 +0000

When Abby, an eight-year-old mixed breed dog that belonged to the Grapengeter family of Fairbanks, Alaska went missing on December 13th there wasn’t much hope for a happy reunion. Not only was Abby on her own in negative 40 degree weather, but she was blind. The family, which includes three children under the age of ten had, [...]

Golden Retrievers Help Newtown Mourners Deal With Their Grief

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 17:05:01 +0000

There is nothing anyone can do to take away the pain the community of Newtown, Connecticut is going through right now. But a charity group from Illinois is using man’s best friend to provide a little comfort to those who are mourning the loss of life from last Friday’s mass school shooting. Lutheran Church Charities [...]