Here at Kool FM we get letters every day from our listeners. 90% of them are nice notes asking us to announce something for them, thanking us for announcing their birthday or even requesting a song for their anniversary. 9% of listener letters are from people who are mad that we made a joke about their favorite political candidate or that we 'never play' some song or another...or that we play some song or another too often. 1% of the letters are from people with WAAAYYY too much time on their hands. This is one of those letters.