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		<title>Man Arrested on Drug Charges Has the Weirdest Name Ever — Guess What It Is</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shauna Wright</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Normally the news of a random guy being arrested on a litany of drug charges wouldn’t necessarily make national headlines, but when that guy is named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (you definitely read that right), people take notice. The 30-year-old Madison, WI man was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. Apparently that was simply too mundane, so back [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Normally the news of a random guy being <a href="http://host.madison.com/news/local/crime_and_courts/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/article_1f44cf88-387e-11e1-9aff-0019bb2963f4.html">arrested</a> on a litany of drug charges wouldn’t necessarily make national headlines, but when that guy is named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (you definitely read that right), people take notice.</p>
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		<title>Man Found Living on Top of Waffle House</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 22:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Landon King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Citizen takes fast food chain's name a bit too literally in bizarre incident.]]></description>
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		<title>A Man is Arrested After Freaking Out at a Nightclub Because They Confiscated the Cap To His Dry-Erase Marker?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 17:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Landon King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm not sure I quite follow this guy's thought process…but I know I like it. Read the story on the next page!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm not sure I quite follow this guy's thought process…but I know I like it. Read the story on the next page!</p>
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		<title>Intruder Calls 911 Before Homeowner Does [UPDATE]</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 14:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Landon King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Portland, Oregon woman came home Monday night to find an intruder in her house. So she did the logical thing and called 911.

Little did she know, the intruder had beaten her to the punch. Read the story and hear both 911 calls on the next page!]]></description>
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		<title>A Bank Robber Is Identified by His Very Loud, Distinct Shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 18:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Landon King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think if I ever tried to rob a bank, I'd try to be as inconspicuous as possible in every way. Not only so I don't get caught...but mainly, so I don't end up on the radio, having to make fun of myself like this. See this terrible shirt and read the story on the next page!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think if I ever tried to rob a bank, I'd try to be as inconspicuous as possible in every way. Not only so I don't get caught...but mainly, so I don't end up on the radio, having to make fun of myself like this. See this terrible shirt and read the story on the next page!</p>
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