The Pope joined Twitter on Monday, but he won't start posting until December 12th. His official Twitter handle is @pontifex. Here are the 'Top 10 Tweets You'll See From the Pope'!

--Spoke with God today. He sounds nothing like Morgan Freeman.

--God is all loving, but there are some things you do even he can't forgive.  #gangnamstyle

--What to wear today:  big hat or bigger hat?

--Thinking of installing neon running lights and getting the Popemobile lowered.  Thoughts?

--Man, you'd think someone with papal infallibility would be able to get past level two of "Angry Birds".

--If I REALLY had a direct line to God . . . "Perfect Strangers" would never have been cancelled.

--I know I'm not supposed to judge, but seriously, people.  Learn the difference between you're and your.

--Which huge gold chain should I wear today?  #popeproblems.

--If Vatican City really is a city, where are all the Starbucks?

--Hey, it's hard out here for a pontiff!

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