Top 10 Tweets You’ll See From the Pope on His Brand New Twitter Account
The Pope joined Twitter on Monday, but he won’t start posting until December 12th. His official Twitter handle is @pontifex. Here are the ‘Top 10 Tweets You’ll See From the Pope’!
–Spoke with God today. He sounds nothing like Morgan Freeman.
–God is all loving, but there are some things you do even he can’t forgive. #gangnamstyle
–What to wear today: big hat or bigger hat?
–Thinking of installing neon running lights and getting the Popemobile lowered. Thoughts?
–Man, you’d think someone with papal infallibility would be able to get past level two of “Angry Birds”.
–If I REALLY had a direct line to God . . . “Perfect Strangers” would never have been cancelled.
–I know I’m not supposed to judge, but seriously, people. Learn the difference between you’re and your.
–Which huge gold chain should I wear today? #popeproblems.
–If Vatican City really is a city, where are all the Starbucks?
–Hey, it’s hard out here for a pontiff!