Two New Ways for Americans to Get Chubby are Coming: Pizza Vending Machines and Burger King’s Bacon Sundaes

Now that we've conceded that everyone in America is deliciously chubby and it's not going to change, we can relax...and start getting down to the business of eating.  Here are two new inventions to help.

Pizza Vending Machines. A European company called A1 Concepts has announced plans to start setting up PIZZA VENDING MACHINES in the U.S.  They've been a huge hit in Europe, and will be here before the end of the year.

They're called "Let's Pizza" machines, and they cook you a fresh pizza in just two-and-a-half minutes.  The average price will be a reasonable $6 for a 10-and-a-half-inch pizza.

Here's a video of Let's Pizza:

Burger King's Bacon Sundaes. Starting tomorrow, Burger King will be offering BACON SUNDAES nationwide.

They feature vanilla ice cream covered in hot fudge, caramel, and bacon crumbs.  A full stick of bacon also sticks out.  They check in at 510 calories and are only going to be available for the summer.

(Ubergizmo / Reuters)