You know, sometimes we all need a reason to complain about the most random crap. And that, my dear friends, is where the "Rants & Raves" section of Lubbock's Craigslist come into play.

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For the life of me, I've read this post a dozen times, and have no earthly idea what the original poster is talking about. Apparently, the image he uses in his post is one that the actor, lawman, and martial arts legend had posted, and is totally lacking context.

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In the image, the inscription on the lighter states:

"We are the unwilling, led by the unqualified, doing the unnecessary, for the ungrateful"

Funny, I feel the same way every day when I get to work.

The poster then commented (again, without context):

Whats up with steven seagal? Looks like he would rather break bread with the enemy. He can stay over there. No big loss. Take away his citizenship and let him hang out with putin mob.

Obviously, an English major.

Now, I've scanned both Steven Seagal's Facebook and Twitter pages, and don't see a whole lot of recent activity, so the person who posted this to Lubbock's Craigslist could be completely bat guano.

I mean, between the unending need for qualified "plumbers" over on the Missed Connections page, and the QAnon Shaman who has an issue with Steven Seagal, Lubbock has more that it's share of dumpster fire level material on our Craigslist page.

Although, it could be much worse. I mean, apparently there is a need for vaccum repair down in Odessa. Wait..............................what?

Personally, I'd rather hang out with Steven Seagal in Dubai, all things being equal.

 

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